So.

No one told you life was gonna be this way?

Your job’s a joke.

You’re broke.

Your love life’s D.O.A.

It’s always like your stuck in second gear -

but when it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, 

or even your yearrrrrrrrrr………

I’ll be there for Jew, when the rain starts to fall (hail)

I’ll be there for Jew, like I been there b4 (water into blood)

I’ll be there for you, cause you’re there for me 2.

Courtney Cox - superbabe.

Anniston - A little too Degrassi for my tastes, but I’d schtup her.

Kudrow - yeah, right. I’d rather fuck furniture.

Schwimmer, Le Blanc, Perry - you’re all rolled into one ball of clusterfuckery.

{In all seriousness: I’m glad I have F.R.I.E.N.D.S}