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3 Years ago today I: graduated kinda/sorta had this gf who was on her way to be a teacher kinda/sorta got a DUI a few nights before this was taken — shoutout to my lawyer for getting me off (and thanks to all the kids at Dexter Park who bought my weed allowing me to acquire such a high-powered attorney. A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge). smoked more weed with J$ cried (like a bitch on prom night) in my mother’s arms once Jonathan had left I also made a deal that three years from graduation, I would look back, smile, and be pleased that I get to wake up everyday and be me. In the words of Nick Cave, “Dig Yourself.”

3 Years ago today I:

graduated

kinda/sorta had this gf who was on her way to be a teacher

kinda/sorta got a DUI a few nights before this was taken — shoutout to my lawyer for getting me off (and thanks to all the kids at Dexter Park who bought my weed allowing me to acquire such a high-powered attorney. A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge).

smoked more weed with J$

cried (like a bitch on prom night) in my mother’s arms once Jonathan had left

I also made a deal that three years from graduation, I would look back, smile, and be pleased that I get to wake up everyday and be me.

In the words of Nick Cave, “Dig Yourself.”


May 14
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