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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Superman: “So I says to her, Wonder Woman, you put the dinner on the table, and I bring home the dinner. ‘Is it so hard not to burn the chicken?’ This fuckin’ gal! Sheesh!”
Batman: “That’s odd. I wouldn’t know. It’s only been nine months since Rachel passed.”
Superman: “Listen, Bruce…I didn’t mean —”
Batman: “Don’t. Its ok. I gotta Gumar on the side.”
Superman: “Yeah?!”
Batman: “Yeah. And her tits are way bigger than Maggie Gyllenhaal’s, bro.”
