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Scream 4 poster - just released. This movie changed it all. Gamechanger. You wouldn’t have SAW, the rebooted Halloween franchise, The Faculty, The Hills Have Eyes, new Freddys/Jasons, and ugh, I Know What you Did Last Summer. The opening sequence in Scream is something that cannot be duplicated, re-created, or re-imagined. It was so ahead of it’s time: killing off the biggest star in the movie before the credit sequence? AWESOME. Let’s be honest: I’m not talking about Casablanca, we’re talking Scream. However, nothing would please me more than to roll one up and head to the theaters in honor of re-investing in Sidney and her whore of a mother.  Don’t let Dawson’s Creek fool you; Kevin Williamson is a genius. Also: props to Tim Sakai for dropping E before we all saw SCREAM 3 at Universal City Walk in the ninth grade. That took some cojones, if I do say so myself. 

Scream 4 poster - just released.

This movie changed it all. Gamechanger. You wouldn’t have SAW, the rebooted Halloween franchise, The Faculty, The Hills Have Eyes, new Freddys/Jasons, and ugh, I Know What you Did Last Summer.

The opening sequence in Scream is something that cannot be duplicated, re-created, or re-imagined. It was so ahead of it’s time: killing off the biggest star in the movie before the credit sequence? AWESOME. Let’s be honest: I’m not talking about Casablanca, we’re talking Scream. However, nothing would please me more than to roll one up and head to the theaters in honor of re-investing in Sidney and her whore of a mother. 

Don’t let Dawson’s Creek fool you; Kevin Williamson is a genius.

Also: props to Tim Sakai for dropping E before we all saw SCREAM 3 at Universal City Walk in the ninth grade. That took some cojones, if I do say so myself. 


April 29
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