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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Emma: How was Coachella?
Matt: Fab. How was College?
Emma: It’s ok. I’ve been schtupping this boy. He’s a theatre guy.
Matt: EWWWW. Is he like a set-dec guy, or like an actor?
Emma: He’s an actor like Tony Curtis.
Matt: Whatevskis. Wanna go to the GAP with me? I need new boxer-briefs. You can help me pick them out.
Emma: sure! I love your underwear. It’s so cute!
Emma: *BLUSHES*
Matt: What does your cunt taste like?
Emma: Heaven.
