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Coachill, Brochella

So i think I’m gonna bail this year. I’ve been before, I’ve had an epic time, and well, quite frankly, my ticket connect didn’t come through and I’m too cheap (read: Jewish) to buy 3hundo plus hotel plus gas plus weed, ya dig. Oh, and Muse fucking sucks. They can open for me.

FURTHERMORE I need to finish this fucking book I started writing. It’s actually the coolest thing I’ve ever done…it just needs to be FINISHED!~

Surprise: It’s about girls, being Jewish, and trying to find a wife. I think I will take the time when everyone is at Brochella and finish this shit (read: masterpiece).

NO clouds in my stones, I hydroplane something something something Dow Jones.

April 6

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