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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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BlackBerryJewSqueeze is proud to partner with Old Jews Telling Jokes because they’re videos are AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS, but also cause like any Hebrew, I enjoy closing a good deal.
Watch this video! Jon Simonowitz is the resident yuckster at Valley Beth Shalom in my hometown of Encino, CA! Oh man, I bet he’s grubbed at More Than Waffles.
Wonder if his wife is hot…
