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Molly wrote this about breakups: proceed at your own caution: Oh, breakups.  They sucksucksuck so bad! Don’t you just sit there at a bar with your friends (who suddenly all seem blissfully satisfied in their relationships or ‘single and loving it’) and just zone out, lost in a bummer that nobody understands and that seems to have the inexplicable and unfortunate effect of making you feel WORSE when people or you yourself try to do things to cheer you up?! “Lets go out lets go dancing lets go meet new dudes lets go to yoga lets get massages lets get wasted lets eat our feelings lets try being lesbians…” ra, ra, shishboombah its all the same and none of it works.  So what oh what do you do. Go out, get drunk with your friends, and whine? Sit at home, get chunky, and mourn? Try your damndest to get back together with the dude who may actually have been so right for you or may have been so wrong just to ease your pain? Find a new guy? Take up a hobby? How do you get happy again?! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DEAL?!  Don’t ask this overly-romantic dope! I could fall in love with a homeless lesbian if she made me feel special enough.  So here, in no particular order, are some of the responses I got from tough chicks who’ve been through it. As anyone who has been bummed on an ex before knows, this advice can kind of feel like nothing…but it’s nice to know you’re not alone, you sad sack you!!!  So, laydeez, how long does it take to get over a dude and how do you do it? -It depends, but dating an older gentleman will definitely help your situation -Depends. usually when you find the next one.  not because women are dependent, we just get bored easily so we convince ourselves we still want to be with the jobless retard we dumped or the stinky asshole who dumped us. -Well, it depends on how quickly you find a new one. Obviously. The best way to do it, hmmmm, purge. Get rid of EVERYTHING that reminds you of him. Delete him - phone, facebook, myspace, twitter, aim, etc  -gettin’ over a love is different than just a fling. date someone else to get over a fling. getting over a love takes time and thought.     -I don’t think there’s a set amount of time.  Depending on the length of the relationship you may need at least 6 months to fully move on however it’s totally circumstantial.  Best way to convince yourself that you’re over it is a rebound. No doubt.  But you must also be completely honest with yourself during the break-up process and maintain self-respect. -Depends. best way i think to do it is to come to the realization and acceptance that there is no hope between you two in the future, that there is a a pretty promising chance you won’t get back together, so forget it.  -Not that long. Just remember the time you hated him or were most grossed out or frustrated by him. Focus on his badness til you cant remember his goodness. They’re all dogs.   -Too fucking LONG - hit yourself everytime you think about him.  -Sigh. It can take quite awhile. Drink whiskey and commiserate with your bitchiest galfriends. - It takes too long to get over a dude, but the best way is to travel/go somewhere where you don’t have memories with that person, and then get drunk and makeout with someone else. But don’t have sex with someone else too soon or else you will feel dirty and maybe cry after…that happened to one of my friends.   …So here’s what we learned. Time/tactics depend on the situation, obviously. But the top contenders seem to be: a) find a new guy/fling (understandable choice) b)realize whats up, quit kidding yourself, and move the hell on (probably the most intelligent choice) or c) get drunk and/or hit yourself. (probably the most damaging choice…but lesbianist…who hasn’t been there before?!) I know what option I tend to choose! Do yooou, chickadee? Wanna try a new one?! In the meantime, try to enjoy being single, cuz 1) people are dying of starvation all over the world and you aren’t so suck it up and count your damn blessings and 2) we’re young and rad and, trust me, your single time wont last forever- you’re one hot catch!!   Xo Molly

Molly wrote this about breakups: proceed at your own caution:

Oh, breakups.

 They sucksucksuck so bad! Don’t you just sit there at a bar with your friends (who suddenly all seem blissfully satisfied in their relationships or ‘single and loving it’) and just zone out, lost in a bummer that nobody understands and that seems to have the inexplicable and unfortunate effect of making you feel WORSE when people or you yourself try to do things to cheer you up?! “Lets go out lets go dancing lets go meet new dudes lets go to yoga lets get massages lets get wasted lets eat our feelings lets try being lesbians…” ra, ra, shishboombah its all the same and none of it works.

 So what oh what do you do. Go out, get drunk with your friends, and whine? Sit at home, get chunky, and mourn? Try your damndest to get back together with the dude who may actually have been so right for you or may have been so wrong just to ease your pain? Find a new guy? Take up a hobby? How do you get happy again?!

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DEAL?!

 Don’t ask this overly-romantic dope! I could fall in love with a homeless lesbian if she made me feel special enough.

 So here, in no particular order, are some of the responses I got from tough chicks who’ve been through it. As anyone who has been bummed on an ex before knows, this advice can kind of feel like nothing…but it’s nice to know you’re not alone, you sad sack you!!!

 So, laydeez, how long does it take to get over a dude and how do you do it?

-It depends, but dating an older gentleman will definitely help your situation

-Depends. usually when you find the next one.  not because women are dependent, we just get bored easily so we convince ourselves we still want to be with the jobless retard we dumped or the stinky asshole who dumped us.

-Well, it depends on how quickly you find a new one. Obviously. The best way to do it, hmmmm, purge. Get rid of EVERYTHING that reminds you of him. Delete him - phone, facebook, myspace, twitter, aim, etc 

-gettin’ over a love is different than just a fling. date someone else to get over a fling. getting over a love takes time and thought.

 

 

-I don’t think there’s a set amount of time.  Depending on the length of the relationship you may need at least 6 months to fully move on however it’s totally circumstantial.  Best way to convince yourself that you’re over it is a rebound. No doubt.  But you must also be completely honest with yourself during the break-up process and maintain self-respect.

-Depends. best way i think to do it is to come to the realization and acceptance that there is no hope between you two in the future, that there is a a pretty promising chance you won’t get back together, so forget it. 

-Not that long. Just remember the time you hated him or were most grossed out or frustrated by him. Focus on his badness til you cant remember his goodness. They’re all dogs.

 

-Too fucking LONG - hit yourself everytime you think about him. 

-Sigh. It can take quite awhile. Drink whiskey and commiserate with your bitchiest galfriends.

- It takes too long to get over a dude, but the best way is to travel/go somewhere where you don’t have memories with that person, and then get drunk and makeout with someone else. But don’t have sex with someone else too soon or else you will feel dirty and maybe cry after…that happened to one of my friends.

 

…So here’s what we learned. Time/tactics depend on the situation, obviously. But the top contenders seem to be:

a) find a new guy/fling (understandable choice)

b)realize whats up, quit kidding yourself, and move the hell on (probably the most intelligent choice) or

c) get drunk and/or hit yourself. (probably the most damaging choice…but lesbianist…who hasn’t been there before?!)

I know what option I tend to choose! Do yooou, chickadee? Wanna try a new one?! In the meantime, try to enjoy being single, cuz 1) people are dying of starvation all over the world and you aren’t so suck it up and count your damn blessings and 2) we’re young and rad and, trust me, your single time wont last forever- you’re one hot catch!!

 

Xo

Molly


March 31
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