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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Keçha -
Glad you could take some time from brushing your teeth with Jack and feeling like P. Diddy (Puffy Daddy, or actual, new Ciroc sponsored Diddy?) to take a swim in the ocean this week. You really deserve the vacation. Man, you must be working hard.
In any event, you make me want to vomit. You could be a farmer in those clothes. Nobody wants to touch your junk.
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