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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Jason, Jonathan, Me, Alan, and Ben Phillips at Canters @ 3 AM on Saturday night.
Oh wait, that’s Guns N’ Roses.
Whatever, I guess Axl loves him some fuckin’ Matzo Brie. Slash is more of a Matzo ball soup kinda guy, while Izzy Stradlin sticks solely to corn beef on Rye.
