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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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She’s a PC, she lives in my lap. JIGGA MAYNE 4 Mac.
Usually I find two Mac users sitting next to each other computing incredibly douchey, but this is adorable! Probably because they’re most likely using their Macs properly & not because all the hip kids are buying one. And also because they’re HovandB, holla.
(via hovandb)
