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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Does this Hepcat hat make me look fat?
God, I wonder if DJ Kaleed has any more blow.
What time does my hotel stop serving le Croque Monsieur?
God, I hope Room Service is still open.
That E-Trade motherfucker better pay up. It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
Ugh! I can’t Twitterberry with these insane International data plans!
FMLindsay.
