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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Eclipse trailer
Who wants to get back on the Twilight train?! Toot toot! Comin’ in for a stop at bazillion dollar box office! I know Bella will end up with Edward, but I wonder what happens to Jacob. Does he go Rogue like Sarah Palin and end up with a twisted stripper from Des Moines? I mean, duh, he’s gonna lose to Pattinson…his wang sparkles!!
Anyway, enjoy this. Good morning!
