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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess/sport-fucking buddy. His father, a St. Louis cowboy at heart, reined him in as a child, only having to wash out his mouth with soap once during his early years.

Single, forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man finds himself thoroughly concerned with finding a wife, but more importantly, a bitch to lay with in the meantime.

Oh, and he wants me to tell you he he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City back in '01.

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Eclipse trailer

Who wants to get back on the Twilight train?! Toot toot! Comin’ in for a stop at bazillion dollar box office! I know Bella will end up with Edward, but I wonder what happens to Jacob. Does he go Rogue like Sarah Palin and end up with a twisted stripper from Des Moines? I mean, duh, he’s gonna lose to Pattinson…his wang sparkles!!

Anyway, enjoy this. Good morning!



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