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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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(sorry for the Kanye post — I’m excited)
KEEP WATCHIN’ MOVIES ALL YOU SQUEEZES!
BUY DVDS! EMBRACE BLU RAY! WATCH ONLINE!
GO TO THE THEATERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! EAT POPCORN!
PUT POSTERS ON YOUR WALLS!
TWITTER ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE!
LOOK UP TO DIRECTORS!
DREAM ABOUT SCHTUPPING ACTRESSES!
BE A DORKUS FANBOY!
MOST OF ALL, NEVER FORGET WERE DREAMS ARE MADE AND FANTASIES COME TO LIFE: IN A DARK, MAGICAL MOVIE THEATER.
