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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess/sport-fucking buddy. His father, a St. Louis cowboy at heart, reined him in as a child, only having to wash out his mouth with soap once during his early years.

Single, forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man finds himself thoroughly concerned with finding a wife, but more importantly, a bitch to lay with in the meantime.

Oh, and he wants me to tell you he he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City back in '01.

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I hate to say it

but AVATAR losing was the best thing that could’ve ever happened to independent movie making.

People still consider story, characters, raw human emotion and powerful performances over glitz, glamour and flying dinosaurs. Thank God.

Also, props to mah Jewish n**** Rob Friedman for not only having the biggest franchise success of the decade, but also the best picture of 2010.



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