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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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(via nedhepburn)
Am I the only one who thinks Marilyn Monroe has the weirdest cone shaped tit in the history of females? Look at it — the left one is like Pluto’s nose. UGH. Wouldn’t fuck her with T.S. Eliot’s dick.
Thanks for the nego boner, Ned/Marilyn.
