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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Lindsey Blowhan is Writing A Novel

It’s going to be quite a page turner, let me tell you, Turner and Hooch.

Here are Possible Titles (by me):

THE AUDACITY OF IDIOTS

LESS THAN ZERO (is how much I made last year for acting)

TAMING THE SHREW aka TAMING THE LESBIAN DJ

MONEYBALLS (or how I pay rent)

AMERICAN PSYCH HO

COCAINE SOUP FOR THE CELEBRITY SOUL

THE SECRET (my pussy really is RED! WOW!)

HAM ON RYE (PEOPLE ACTUALLY EAT?)

NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND (1OAK — a tell all)

(THE SUN ALSO RISES - WHEN I AM LEAVING TENJUNE)

THE BIBLE (it’s great for doing drugz)

March 4

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