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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess/sport-fucking buddy. His father, a St. Louis cowboy at heart, reined him in as a child, only having to wash out his mouth with soap once during his early years.

Single, forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man finds himself thoroughly concerned with finding a wife, but more importantly, a bitch to lay with in the meantime.

Oh, and he wants me to tell you he he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City back in '01.

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Dawson: This is so Breakfast Club.
Jen: Breakfast Club?
Dawson: Yeah, that John Hughes movie where the five kids are stuck in detention all day.
Joey: Yeah, at first they hate each other and then they become really, really good friends.
Jen: Oh, yeah, that movie stunk. Whatever happened to those actors?
Dawson: Anthony Michael Hall developed some weird thyroid condition, Molly Ringwald lost her gawky ingenue appeal, and the rest are languishing somewhere in tv obscurity.
Pacey: No way! Emilio Estevez! He was in those Duck movies, remember? God, those were classics, so funny….
[Everybody gives him a look.]
Pacey: What?

Dawson’s Creek

(via killmotion)

I remember this. What a great fucking moment in television. It’s so meta I could take a dump on my own head!

March 2

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