Let me tell you all a story from Cabo.  One night... -

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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Let me tell you all a story from Cabo.  One night on the beach my parents, my brother JONATHAN, and our family friends the Schwartz’s ate a relaxing meal. The stand was really uneven and everyone kept falling over in their chairs.  It was hilarious! So this guy at the table next to us is wearing this horrificly amazing jacket (pictured on my naked ass above). Anyway, I bet my friend, Andrew, and my brother that this was a Chicago Blackhawks windbreaker type dealio. ENNNGHHHHH.  WRONG. We ended up asking the table of old codgers next to us. To our delight and my chagrin they informed us that it was a jersey for the North Dakota Fighting Sioux. The guy took off the jacket and tossed it to us! In return I took off my t-shirt and gave it to him, and continued to eat a bite of Mexican fish tacos. My parents were in hysterics. It was probably the Bloody Marias, but it was the best time I’ve had in a long long time.It was out of this world. This was a 70 year old dude on vacation at a swanky tank villa thing, just giving me his Sioux windbreaker! Later that night after many beers and way too many bowls of shitty Mexican squief I decided to get nude, crude, and rude. Here is the evidence of the aforementioned! HOOK EM HORNS. Cabo, 2010 by MjH

Let me tell you all a story from Cabo.  One night on the beach my parents, my brother JONATHAN, and our family friends the Schwartz’s ate a relaxing meal. The stand was really uneven and everyone kept falling over in their chairs.  It was hilarious!

So this guy at the table next to us is wearing this horrificly amazing jacket (pictured on my naked ass above). Anyway, I bet my friend, Andrew, and my brother that this was a Chicago Blackhawks windbreaker type dealio.

ENNNGHHHHH.  WRONG.

We ended up asking the table of old codgers next to us. To our delight and my chagrin they informed us that it was a jersey for the North Dakota Fighting Sioux. The guy took off the jacket and tossed it to us! In return I took off my t-shirt and gave it to him, and continued to eat a bite of Mexican fish tacos. My parents were in hysterics. It was probably the Bloody Marias, but it was the best time I’ve had in a long long time.It was out of this world.

This was a 70 year old dude on vacation at a swanky tank villa thing, just giving me his Sioux windbreaker!

Later that night after many beers and way too many bowls of shitty Mexican squief I decided to get nude, crude, and rude.

Here is the evidence of the aforementioned!

HOOK EM HORNS.

Cabo, 2010 by MjH


February 25
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