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bohemea: Madonna Madoons - You and I have had quite a turbulent relationship. I’ve gotten in trouble for you starting way back in the 1st grade because, no joke, I said my fantasy would be to sit in the back of a limo to your concert together, have vodka, and kiss.  I was around 6. I’m not exaggerating at all.  My mother dressed me up as Bruce Springstreen my first Halloween. My best friend at the time, Alexandra, was dressed as Madonna (BOY TOY was glittered on her belt) At the age of 5, our moms played us Madonna all the time. Furthermore, she starred in DICK TRACY, which was my favorite movie of the time. Finally, my mom loves Vodka. Not in the Betty Ford Center way, but in the Don Draper with oysters for lunch way. Therefore, I added these all up and VOILA! Let’s continue, shall we: After the release of “RAIN” I fell in love. Majestically. For eternity. It is why now, even whilst she fucks Jesus Christ Louis Dreyfuss and A-Rod (the biggest toolbag in MLB) that I continue to love her. Erotic. Erotic. Put your hands all over my body.

bohemea:

Madonna

Madoons -

You and I have had quite a turbulent relationship. I’ve gotten in trouble for you starting way back in the 1st grade because, no joke, I said my fantasy would be to sit in the back of a limo to your concert together, have vodka, and kiss.  I was around 6. I’m not exaggerating at all. 

  • My mother dressed me up as Bruce Springstreen my first Halloween. My best friend at the time, Alexandra, was dressed as Madonna (BOY TOY was glittered on her belt)
  • At the age of 5, our moms played us Madonna all the time. Furthermore, she starred in DICK TRACY, which was my favorite movie of the time.
  • Finally, my mom loves Vodka. Not in the Betty Ford Center way, but in the Don Draper with oysters for lunch way.
  • Therefore, I added these all up and VOILA!

Let’s continue, shall we:

After the release of “RAIN” I fell in love. Majestically. For eternity. It is why now, even whilst she fucks Jesus Christ Louis Dreyfuss and A-Rod (the biggest toolbag in MLB) that I continue to love her.

Erotic.

Erotic.

Put your hands all over my body.


February 25
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