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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Off to Cabo - let’s hope I don’t get sun poisoning this time. Las time, in Ixtapa, when I was 13, my mother had to slather me in yogurt because that’s what the local (witch) doctor told her to do. Lemme tell ya, nothing will up your self esteem like being bathed in Yoplait.
See all you fuckers next week!
Send that cabana boy my way. I need another Margot.
