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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Meg White - Totally and Eternally Want To Schtup Meggy - I’ve loved you ever since Evan Weiss first played “White Blood Cells” for me at his house in high school.  He was the FIRST kid to know about you and Jacky and how you would reign supreme in the world of rock and roll. Than you dropped Elephant and HOLY SHIT! You could slay!! You can’t really sing…but you can totally beat them skins. Not to get all braggy, but a few years ago, if you recall, my friend Zach invited me to your house for a pool party (and to watch JT live on HBO).  I remember being introduced to you while you were in a hot tub! To my shock and awe, you were wearing a white bikini with red polka dots! See, even in real life you keep up with your White Stripes persona. Your house was charming and rustic and weird, just like you. I know you went through a rough time when Jack married his new wife, because you loved him.  You were the Gwen Stefani to his Tony Kanal. And I know that you feel it tooWhen my skin turns into glueYou will know that it’s warm insideAnd you’ll come run to meIn the cold cold nightIn the cold cold night

Meg White - Totally and Eternally Want To Schtup

Meggy - I’ve loved you ever since Evan Weiss first played “White Blood Cells” for me at his house in high school.  He was the FIRST kid to know about you and Jacky and how you would reign supreme in the world of rock and roll.

Than you dropped Elephant and HOLY SHIT! You could slay!! You can’t really sing…but you can totally beat them skins. Not to get all braggy, but a few years ago, if you recall, my friend Zach invited me to your house for a pool party (and to watch JT live on HBO).  I remember being introduced to you while you were in a hot tub! To my shock and awe, you were wearing a white bikini with red polka dots! See, even in real life you keep up with your White Stripes persona. Your house was charming and rustic and weird, just like you.

I know you went through a rough time when Jack married his new wife, because you loved him.  You were the Gwen Stefani to his Tony Kanal.

And I know that you feel it too
When my skin turns into glue
You will know that it’s warm inside
And you’ll come run to me

In the cold cold night
In the cold cold night


February 18
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