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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Leighton Meester photographed by Vincent Peters
LEIGHTON, you sexy little minks. Your flowing gown, your perfect skin, those eyes, and ommmph look at that arch! I know you love footjobs and boys and wearing flip-flops in NYC, but can you do me a personal favor and pummus scrub so that if in fact when you give me a footjob, they’re soft as can be?
Subquestion: Do you like Mario Kart?
I almost took a job working on your show last week, but didn’t because it wasn’t close enough to you.
