What’s a deal breaker for you when you’re on a date with a girl…is there something that girls always do that make you not want to schtup them? -

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bedbathandbeyonce asked: What's a deal breaker for you when you're on a date with a girl...is there something that girls always do that make you not want to schtup them?

This is a great question, and I will answer it honestly. There are a few things a girl can do to make me turned off from them completely:

1) Try to talk shop aka talk about Hollywood/work in bed. That’s just a game-changer. I have to spend 12 hours a day talking about this crap, after a schtup the last thing I wanna hear is a girl sounding like Turtle.

2) Nasty/not pedicured toes. I’m sorry, man. Seacrest and Luda agree. Vamp, Red, Pink, Blue, I don’t care. As long as your hands and feet be flossin’. The reason: if you don’t care about your nails, than you aren’t going to care about your vagina, or its upkeep for that matter.

3) If you’ve never heard of Swingers or 3 Ninjas

4) You don’t have to smoke weed, but if you give me shit for doing so, especially considering the highly productive work week I have, you can suck a dick…just not mine.

5) Finally, I can’t stand girls who act entitled. I grew up in LA…in the Valley…if you sound like Cher Horowitz in Clueless but aren’t half as hot…shut the fuck up.

February 8

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