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Sweet fucking Christ, if I wasn’t in a shitstorm at the office I’d write you an essay on the depths of my heterosexuality based on my unrequited love with Anna Chlumsky. However, for now, I’ll just let you look at these photos of her and Mac before he got all wierd.

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Sweet fucking Christ, if I wasn’t in a shitstorm at the office I’d write you an essay on the depths of my heterosexuality based on my unrequited love with Anna Chlumsky. However, for now, I’ll just let you look at these photos of her and Mac before he got all wierd.



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