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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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The Strokes - IS THIS IT? (UK album cover)
Julian, my sweet hipster prince, please come back from your shitty solo record and make something magical with Fabrizio, Albert Hammond Jr, and Nikolai. PLEASE. First Impressions kinda sucked horse dong.
Thanks!
