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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Where do I enlist/sign-up/enter the competition? I NEED TO WIN.
She’s not in the movie! So very confused. This is like saying “Win a date with Zachary Quinto” as part of our promotional campaign for WHEN IN ROME.
Here are Whit’s favorite spots:
Sbarro in Times Square
FAO Schwartz Stuffed Animal Section
MTV Headquarters
Chop’d
Bugalow Butter 88 Jane Clementine Beatrice Inn
LaGuardia Airport, JFK, or any other paparazzi infested public place
