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movieoftheday: Julie & Julia, 2009. Starring Meryl Streep, Amy Adams, Stanley Tucci, Chris Messina, Jane Lynch. (Director: Nora Ephron)———————————————————————-Plot: Amy Adams stars in this truth-inspired tale as Julie Powell, a disenchanted government secretary who decides to enliven her uneventful life by cooking all 524 recipes outlined in Julia Child’s culinary classic Mastering the Art of French Cooking. Based on Powell’s book Julie & Julia: 365 Days, 524 Recipes, 1 Tiny Apartment Kitchen, director Nora Ephron’s heartwarming dramedy also stars Meryl Streep as legendary chef Child. I started watching this with my brother last night at 1AM in the morning. I was so high that by the beginning of the second act we raided the kitchen for the following: eggs bacon ice cream turkey cereal Damn…watching a movie about food while you’re high is an EPIC experience. Fuckin’ A, mang! Take that finger outcho mouth, Amy Adams and put it back in your puss.

movieoftheday:

Julie & Julia, 2009. Starring Meryl Streep, Amy Adams, Stanley Tucci, Chris Messina, Jane Lynch. (Director: Nora Ephron)

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Plot: Amy Adams stars in this truth-inspired tale as Julie Powell, a disenchanted government secretary who decides to enliven her uneventful life by cooking all 524 recipes outlined in Julia Child’s culinary classic Mastering the Art of French Cooking. Based on Powell’s book Julie & Julia: 365 Days, 524 Recipes, 1 Tiny Apartment Kitchen, director Nora Ephron’s heartwarming dramedy also stars Meryl Streep as legendary chef Child.

I started watching this with my brother last night at 1AM in the morning. I was so high that by the beginning of the second act we raided the kitchen for the following:

eggs

bacon

ice cream

turkey

cereal

Damn…watching a movie about food while you’re high is an EPIC experience. Fuckin’ A, mang!

Take that finger outcho mouth, Amy Adams and put it back in your puss.


January 31
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