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littlewhiskey: This morning my boss told me I didn’t have to come in today due to the weather. I was all excited that I could take my time getting ready for my interview. After four hours of getting ready, preparing (having my roommate fake interview me), and getting all my stuff together I’m about to walk out the door and they call me and ask to reschedule due to the “blizzard” we’re having. So now I’m doing what any self-respecting 20 something would do on a snow day…day drinkkkking. Little Whiskey, you are fabulous. I wish I lived near you so I could bring over some joints and movies to join your day drinking binge.

littlewhiskey:

This morning my boss told me I didn’t have to come in today due to the weather. I was all excited that I could take my time getting ready for my interview. After four hours of getting ready, preparing (having my roommate fake interview me), and getting all my stuff together I’m about to walk out the door and they call me and ask to reschedule due to the “blizzard” we’re having.

So now I’m doing what any self-respecting 20 something would do on a snow day…day drinkkkking.

Little Whiskey, you are fabulous. I wish I lived near you so I could bring over some joints and movies to join your day drinking binge.


January 29
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