Bitch, PULL IT TOGETHER!!! Paper Towels? That must be some gunky, viscous Joy Juice you got there.
Even I don’t need the Quicker-Picker-Upper for jerk-clean-up.
DAMN! HO! GET YOUR GAME FACE ON!
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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