Kristen Stewart -

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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Kristen Stewart

Looks kind of like a 16 year old boy with her hair all Joan Jett like…does this make me a cocksucker in hiding?

Does this mean I like PEEN in my face?

Does this mean the Pet Shop Boys are not meant to be listened to be str4ight gaiz?

Man.

Does this shit have my torn up inside.



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