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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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This right here, ladies and gentleman, is the exact reason I do what I DO.

It is every comedian’s dream to host The Tonight Show. This blog/videos/schtick is just the beginning.  I would like to personally thank Conan and everyone on his staff for inspiring a boy like me night after night after night for years.

Conan…I look forward to seeing how you reinvent yourself!

Work Hard and Be Kind!



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