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Meghan McCain - I always considered myself a Demmy, but hey, I’ll play for the Red Sox (read: shithead Republicans) any day if it means getting to stick my fat, challah loving fingers into your campaign trail snatcharoo.  You know, I like that you blog.  We have a lot in common. Like me, you also drink Budweiser on a daily basis (I think cause your family owns Anhueser-Busch).  My Dad owns an M3 so suck on that. With black rims. Furthermore, my Dad didn’t lose to a black guy. EVER. IN ANYTHING. I think we should go to dinner one night, baby cakes.  In Los Angeles, though.  I’m not too keen on D.C. but if you’re willing to give head on the first date, I can be coerced into it.  Would you ever double? I would like to invite Sarah and Todd. Can we get Trigg a sitter? A special-needs sitter? Sometimes I wonder if you would even consider dating a Jewish fellow?? Do you think you would convert to Judaism if I show you the ways of the Vaginal Torah? Let’s take it slow. Perhaps we could take in an evening at the opera? Or perhaps we take in some Oprah @ 4PM on your fluffy couch. The point is, Meggy, for a while, you had me confilcted, twisted feelin’ so gifted, sugar how you get me so high.  I don’t mean to get all Baby Bash on ya’, but damn bitch, those are some sugggar tits if Mel Gibson ever saw ‘em.  I’ll play for The Quakers, the Populist Party, and the Jew Klux Klan if it means waxin’ your politico poontang. PS: Are those JNCO jeans you’re wearing?

Meghan McCain -

I always considered myself a Demmy, but hey, I’ll play for the Red Sox (read: shithead Republicans) any day if it means getting to stick my fat, challah loving fingers into your campaign trail snatcharoo.  You know, I like that you blog.  We have a lot in common. Like me, you also drink Budweiser on a daily basis (I think cause your family owns Anhueser-Busch).  My Dad owns an M3 so suck on that. With black rims. Furthermore, my Dad didn’t lose to a black guy. EVER. IN ANYTHING.

I think we should go to dinner one night, baby cakes.  In Los Angeles, though.  I’m not too keen on D.C. but if you’re willing to give head on the first date, I can be coerced into it.  Would you ever double? I would like to invite Sarah and Todd. Can we get Trigg a sitter? A special-needs sitter?

Sometimes I wonder if you would even consider dating a Jewish fellow?? Do you think you would convert to Judaism if I show you the ways of the Vaginal Torah? Let’s take it slow. Perhaps we could take in an evening at the opera? Or perhaps we take in some Oprah @ 4PM on your fluffy couch.

The point is, Meggy, for a while, you had me confilcted, twisted feelin’ so gifted, sugar how you get me so high.  I don’t mean to get all Baby Bash on ya’, but damn bitch, those are some sugggar tits if Mel Gibson ever saw ‘em.  I’ll play for The Quakers, the Populist Party, and the Jew Klux Klan if it means waxin’ your politico poontang.

PS: Are those JNCO jeans you’re wearing?


January 21
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