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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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suicideblonde:

Kristen Stewart

I finally figured it out! I now acknowledge what it is that I love about her. It’s her eyes, but really it’s the way she stares off at anything other than the viewer of the photo when she is photographed. She never really looks into the lens, and even when she does it’s sort of irreverent. Her nose is like any other nose, imperfect at best. Nothing special there. The lips are deadly, however, and I always find myself staring at the ever so slightly down and up cruves near where her dimples would be.
She’s nineteen, man. That’s the other part of the attraction. Do you know what my main concern was at that age? All I thought about was where I’d get my next eighth from seeing as that I didn’t have a steady weed-guy. Finding quality trees in Boston is none too easy, ya digg?  You can’t just get it at Hip Zepi like everything else. She’d have conversations about nothing more than books, movies and music, her family, what she thinks about all day, and that’s about it.
Consider me content. ORiginal content (ya get it?)

suicideblonde:

Kristen Stewart

I finally figured it out! I now acknowledge what it is that I love about her. It’s her eyes, but really it’s the way she stares off at anything other than the viewer of the photo when she is photographed. She never really looks into the lens, and even when she does it’s sort of irreverent. Her nose is like any other nose, imperfect at best. Nothing special there. The lips are deadly, however, and I always find myself staring at the ever so slightly down and up cruves near where her dimples would be.

She’s nineteen, man. That’s the other part of the attraction. Do you know what my main concern was at that age? All I thought about was where I’d get my next eighth from seeing as that I didn’t have a steady weed-guy. Finding quality trees in Boston is none too easy, ya digg?  You can’t just get it at Hip Zepi like everything else. She’d have conversations about nothing more than books, movies and music, her family, what she thinks about all day, and that’s about it.

Consider me content. ORiginal content (ya get it?)



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