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“I have some rules:
1) You’re not fucking me, but I’ll suck your dick.
2) Don’t TOUCH my ears.”

“Michelle Tanner,” laying down the law pre make-out sesh.

December 28

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“I have some rules: 1) You’re not fucking me, but I’ll suck your dick. 2) Don’t TOUCH my ears.”

“Michelle Tanner,” laying down the law pre make-out sesh.

“I have some rules:
1) You’re not fucking me, but I’ll suck your dick.
2) Don’t TOUCH my ears.”