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Is it wrong that I’m wildly attracted to Dexter’s fictional sister/real life fiancee? (She also reminds me of this babe Ali Werner).  I like her for a plethora of reasons, but most notably because she believes in love.  She truly thinks that people can still fall head over heels in love with one another, even in the world of homicide detectives. Remember Special Agent Lundy?  Fuck yeah, you do.  He was damn near sixty-five and yet Deb didn’t mind sticking his geezer balls in her mouth.  In her motherfuckin’ mouth.  She ate it up! She is also down with the brotherhood commmunity — remember that jamocha milkshake musician she was dating in Season 3/beginning of Season 4? I do.  Clown. I’m not sure what was harder for me: watching Dexter’s life cycle completed as his son is born in blood as Rita is dead, or having to bear witness to the death of Special Agent Lundy while Deb watched him die, helpless. DEXTER fucked me up this season.  What is interesting is that like the show’s main character, DEXTER, the showrunner, Clyde Phillips, has left the show in order to focus on being with his family — a decision DEXTER should have made in the last season. Let the bad guys get The Trinity Killer and you can hang with Rita, Astor, Cody, and Harrison! DUH!!! It’s interesting to learn this dorkasaurus Rex stuff.  Art imitates life.  Life imitates art. And the cycle continues. I would’ve done the same thing if I were Clyde Phillips.  It’s like “BOOM! Rita dies! Lundy dies! Dexter is a single Dad! Yup…good time to leave the show…on a high as fuck, scary as shit note.” DEXTER will be back.  Mark my words. PS: I think it’s super cute Deb and Dex fuck in the real world.

Is it wrong that I’m wildly attracted to Dexter’s fictional sister/real life fiancee? (She also reminds me of this babe Ali Werner).  I like her for a plethora of reasons, but most notably because she believes in love.  She truly thinks that people can still fall head over heels in love with one another, even in the world of homicide detectives. Remember Special Agent Lundy?  Fuck yeah, you do.  He was damn near sixty-five and yet Deb didn’t mind sticking his geezer balls in her mouth.  In her motherfuckin’ mouth.  She ate it up! She is also down with the brotherhood commmunity — remember that jamocha milkshake musician she was dating in Season 3/beginning of Season 4? I do.  Clown.

I’m not sure what was harder for me: watching Dexter’s life cycle completed as his son is born in blood as Rita is dead, or having to bear witness to the death of Special Agent Lundy while Deb watched him die, helpless. DEXTER fucked me up this season.  What is interesting is that like the show’s main character, DEXTER, the showrunner, Clyde Phillips, has left the show in order to focus on being with his family — a decision DEXTER should have made in the last season. Let the bad guys get The Trinity Killer and you can hang with Rita, Astor, Cody, and Harrison! DUH!!! It’s interesting to learn this dorkasaurus Rex stuff.  Art imitates life.  Life imitates art. And the cycle continues. I would’ve done the same thing if I were Clyde Phillips.  It’s like “BOOM! Rita dies! Lundy dies! Dexter is a single Dad! Yup…good time to leave the show…on a high as fuck, scary as shit note.”

DEXTER will be back.  Mark my words.

PS: I think it’s super cute Deb and Dex fuck in the real world.


December 16
Dexter
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