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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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I have a confession to make:

frangry:

I just bought Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance on iTunes.

Frangry: I have a confession to make -

You are still the flyest babe on the tumblr block. I too purchased this Gagagarbage for some reason.

Anyway, happy birthday! (belated, sorry, I got bills to pay and shit). You are the cat pajams at any age and someday, perhaps in the next 5-10 years, your prince will come. He will have a heart of gold like Neil Young, the tender cuddle capacity of Pancake, and be able to smoke you and your B.I.G. t-shirt under the table. I love you [via the interweb].

Finally, to all my readers, if you aren’t reading Frangry, I don’t know what the fuck you IS doing.

December 15

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