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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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No offense, Lindsay, but I’d rather fuck a cactus than have my penis within an eight mile radius of your rotted, wanna-be lesbian, freckle infested vagina.
This picture will totally help reverse the stereotype that you’re a drunken, coke-addled whore.
Ugh, I bet you PROACTIV your puss puss.
