Lindsay Lohan - put a fork in this cunt.  She is... -

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Lindsay Lohan - put a fork in this cunt.  She is DONE. Let me explain in professional hollywood terms why she will never act again (unless by some stroke of God’s hand she is the female Bob Downey Jr. ten years down the road). Before an actress can officially land a role, she has to be bondable/insurable, meaning, she has to be stable, not a drug addict cunt muscle who does nothing but hoover devil’s dandruff up her nose. Due to her hissy-fits on GEORGIA RULE, where the head of the studio wrote a letter saying “shape the fuck up”, people in Hollywood are pretty keen on what this bitch’s priorities are: eat Sam’s twat, pretend to DJ, get drunk, remember to Twitter whilst drunk, maybe do some designs for Ungaro, fuck some loser with a yacht, MAYBE think about acting — although it’s straight to DVD from here on out. SHE IS UN-BONDABLE, meaning a bank will not loan a production co/indy studio the money to make a film if she is starring.  They cannot BOND the film. It’s like trying to insure Edward Furlong for a Terminator film — ain’t happening, bro. Furthermore, no studio wants this haggard bitch in their movies because they have brands (Disney, Universal, what’s left of MGM) to uphold.

Lindsay Lohan - put a fork in this cunt.  She is DONE.

Let me explain in professional hollywood terms why she will never act again (unless by some stroke of God’s hand she is the female Bob Downey Jr. ten years down the road).

Before an actress can officially land a role, she has to be bondable/insurable, meaning, she has to be stable, not a drug addict cunt muscle who does nothing but hoover devil’s dandruff up her nose. Due to her hissy-fits on GEORGIA RULE, where the head of the studio wrote a letter saying “shape the fuck up”, people in Hollywood are pretty keen on what this bitch’s priorities are: eat Sam’s twat, pretend to DJ, get drunk, remember to Twitter whilst drunk, maybe do some designs for Ungaro, fuck some loser with a yacht, MAYBE think about acting — although it’s straight to DVD from here on out.

SHE IS UN-BONDABLE, meaning a bank will not loan a production co/indy studio the money to make a film if she is starring.  They cannot BOND the film. It’s like trying to insure Edward Furlong for a Terminator film — ain’t happening, bro. Furthermore, no studio wants this haggard bitch in their movies because they have brands (Disney, Universal, what’s left of MGM) to uphold.


December 8
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