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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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You know I haven’t done one of these in a long while, and I guess it’s a good thing you can’t really see this broad’s face, because really, really really badly, is the extent to which I want to stick it in her warm, little mouth, untie her bikini string, and schtup her within an inch of her life.
Sorry, Emily dearest, but I miss you doing your laundry at my haus. I loved you. I really did. You are so spunky and bitchy I just want to fuck you into oblivion (via my penis).
Kisses.
