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The Description that Goes with the BREAKING DAWN link

Well fuck me. My link description is coding weird. Anygay, read this and pretend it goes with the link below:

This will be the most insane, goofy, fucked up movie ever produced. If made. And it will get made because the Twilight Saga has made so much money, that it would be essentially equal to leaving $400,000,000 on a gaming table, knowing if you rolled the dice you would win. And it will be made according to the book because otherwise, the entire Twihard fandom world will bring the studio (Summit Ent) to its knees. Remember when they tried to get rid of Taylor Lautner? Not so successful.

However, Breaking Dawn entails a baby almost killing Kristen Stewart whilst In Utero (great album by the way), Jacob falling in love with said baby, and Edward perfroming a C-section on his wife with his teeth! If that ain’t cinema, I don’t know what is.

Read this article. It’s pretty fucking hilarious. Shit, I should’ve written it.

November 30

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