I am SO Excited for the Return
of Jersey Shore.
Tonight.
MTV.
Be there, or don’t.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Pauly D and Mike are so fun together. Like the guido Bert and Ernie. I like that they’re so loyal to one another.
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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