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OH HAI GUYZ! SO I WAS IN NEW YORK THIS WEEKEND (IT WAS SUPER COOL I WENT EVERYWHERE). THE JANE OPEN3D BACK UP AND JOHNLENNON AND GEORGE HARRISON THE DOORMEN LET ME MOVE RIGHT PAST EVERYONE AND THE PAPPPARAZZI (SP?-lolz for daze who caresz) WERE LIKE HEY YOU’RE WITH WHITNEY PORT! DUH! WHITNEY IN THE CITTTAAAAAYYYY! THINGS GET SO WET AND WILD WHEN WE’RE TOGETHER. NOTHING KAN KEEP US APART. WE’RE LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY OR TERRORISTS AND MUSLIMS or PEREZ HILTON AND THE INTERWEB. LEMME TELL YA WHAT WE DID THIS W33KEND (it was VAMPIRE).  WENT TO THE JANE (duh X 20), w3nt to BALTHAZAAR AND CIPRIANNIS (SP? oy, wish I hadn’t dropped out of Tisch to pursue my Act1ng CARRER IN EL AY~) before SPENDING THE NIGHT AT TENJUNE WOOO! BOTTLE SERVICE 4 DAYZE WHEN YOU ARE WHITNEY PORTY!!!!! ITS A PORTY PARTY AND YOU’RE ALL INVIT3D!~

OH HAI GUYZ! SO I WAS IN NEW YORK THIS WEEKEND (IT WAS SUPER COOL I WENT EVERYWHERE).

THE JANE OPEN3D BACK UP AND JOHNLENNON AND GEORGE HARRISON THE DOORMEN LET ME MOVE RIGHT PAST EVERYONE AND THE PAPPPARAZZI (SP?-lolz for daze who caresz) WERE LIKE HEY YOU’RE WITH WHITNEY PORT!

DUH! WHITNEY IN THE CITTTAAAAAYYYY! THINGS GET SO WET AND WILD WHEN WE’RE TOGETHER. NOTHING KAN KEEP US APART. WE’RE LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY OR TERRORISTS AND MUSLIMS or PEREZ HILTON AND THE INTERWEB.

LEMME TELL YA WHAT WE DID THIS W33KEND (it was VAMPIRE).  WENT TO THE JANE (duh X 20), w3nt to BALTHAZAAR AND CIPRIANNIS (SP? oy, wish I hadn’t dropped out of Tisch to pursue my Act1ng CARRER IN EL AY~) before SPENDING THE NIGHT AT TENJUNE WOOO! BOTTLE SERVICE 4 DAYZE WHEN YOU ARE WHITNEY PORTY!!!!!

ITS A PORTY PARTY AND YOU’RE ALL INVIT3D!~


November 19
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