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Looky how fucking cute I was in the second grade. Even then I didn’t have eyelids (and when I chib aka smoke weed aka smoke my fucking face off you can’t even tell that I’m awake).  On the right is my bestie Jon Seaton.  He’s a champ chimp.  Who knew that we would grow up to do great things.  I work at a major motion pitchtah factory, and he finished up a stint for Jeff Koonz (that’s not racist). This kid was doing blotter acid and E in the 8th grade.  He makes DRUGS in Outside Providence look like a bitch.  He makes Jimi Hendrix look like a normal person.  Don’t get me wrong, Jon is a wonderful addition to society, but I bet the inside of his head looks like a wedge of Swiss cheese. Anyway, this was Taken on Flag Day.  This was before 9/10 and Sarah Palin.  JUST KIDDIN’ DURRR it was 9/11. NEVA FORGET EVA. If I had a dollar for every time we got high in high school and housed a 12er of Krispy Kremes I’d be as dead as Anna Nicole Smith Jarryd. I DEDICATE THIS POST TO MRS. FEITELBERG WHO DIAGNOSED ME WITH CHILDHOOD ADHD, THE CUNT!

Looky how fucking cute I was in the second grade. Even then I didn’t have eyelids (and when I chib aka smoke weed aka smoke my fucking face off you can’t even tell that I’m awake).  On the right is my bestie Jon Seaton.  He’s a champ chimp.  Who knew that we would grow up to do great things.  I work at a major motion pitchtah factory, and he finished up a stint for Jeff Koonz (that’s not racist).

This kid was doing blotter acid and E in the 8th grade.  He makes DRUGS in Outside Providence look like a bitch.  He makes Jimi Hendrix look like a normal person.  Don’t get me wrong, Jon is a wonderful addition to society, but I bet the inside of his head looks like a wedge of Swiss cheese.

Anyway, this was Taken on Flag Day.  This was before 9/10 and Sarah Palin.  JUST KIDDIN’ DURRR it was 9/11. NEVA FORGET EVA.

If I had a dollar for every time we got high in high school and housed a 12er of Krispy Kremes I’d be as dead as Anna Nicole Smith Jarryd.

I DEDICATE THIS POST TO MRS. FEITELBERG WHO DIAGNOSED ME WITH CHILDHOOD ADHD, THE CUNT!


November 19
school kids growing up
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