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I am a very excited boy today. I am going to the Mini Mansions (yay Zach, Ty and Mike)/Them Crooked Vultures show tonight @ The Wiltern. I am a lucky son of a bitch, this much I am aware of.

However, what you don’t know is that security is soooo tight I have to basically pretend to be a Roadie for the Mansions.

“String that guitbox! I need more coke in the monitors! Kill the baby! Hang the junior! Somebody get Josh Homme a beer! JPJ needs more fuzz in his amp!”

I’m gonna be acting tonight. Should be hilarious.

November 17

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