A few words about el colegio. Dad - Thanks for... -

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A few words about el colegio. Dad - Thanks for paying $250k (for me and my bro) so I could properly learn to go down on girls, ice luge vodka shots, fully understand the BoBo doll psych experiment, snort coke off of a girl’s tummy, blow coke up another one’s ass, and well, come out with a degree in Communications. I’ll pay another $50k if I can go back for one week to plow every single one of these girls. PLEASE, GOD! They need a solid rogering.  I know the kids at whatever shitty UC school this is ain’t gettin’ propah fucked!

A few words about el colegio.

Dad -

Thanks for paying $250k (for me and my bro) so I could properly learn to go down on girls, ice luge vodka shots, fully understand the BoBo doll psych experiment, snort coke off of a girl’s tummy, blow coke up another one’s ass, and well, come out with a degree in Communications.

I’ll pay another $50k if I can go back for one week to plow every single one of these girls. PLEASE, GOD! They need a solid rogering.  I know the kids at whatever shitty UC school this is ain’t gettin’ propah fucked!


November 9
college girls
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