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Here’s the new photo spread of R. Patz and K “Fuck me a Jew” Stew from this month’s Harper’s Bazaar. Quite frankly, I don’t dig her with the Dita Von Teese look.  I like her simple: brown hair, ray bans, spliff, motorcycle jacket and cotton panties. On October 29th (mind you this is coming from what I read on Perez while high as Balloon Boy last night) Kristen and Rob spent the night at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. before seeing the first viewing of NEW MOON.  They enjoyed it.  Then they fucked, had a cigarette and ate bagels. Hope they had Philly cream cheese, for otherwise, it was a waste of a perfectly good Jewish treat.

Here’s the new photo spread of R. Patz and K “Fuck me a Jew” Stew from this month’s Harper’s Bazaar.

Quite frankly, I don’t dig her with the Dita Von Teese look.  I like her simple: brown hair, ray bans, spliff, motorcycle jacket and cotton panties.

On October 29th (mind you this is coming from what I read on Perez while high as Balloon Boy last night) Kristen and Rob spent the night at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. before seeing the first viewing of NEW MOON.  They enjoyed it.  Then they fucked, had a cigarette and ate bagels.

Hope they had Philly cream cheese, for otherwise, it was a waste of a perfectly good Jewish treat.


November 4
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