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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Happy Almost Halloween

Last Minute costume ideas:

1) Jewish Guilt

2) Jacob Indian Kid from Twilight

3) Larry David (just be obnoxious and abrasive ALL NIGHT)

4) Michael Jackson’s Pharmacologist?



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