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bohemea: Kate Hudson IT’s funny, I don’t ordinarily find this broad attractive, or schtup-worthy, but sometimes, when she is simple looking, she is fly as fuck. Like when she was Penny Lane in that flowing oversized coat with the frills? — HAUTE. Cheering on A-Rod in the dugout? Meh, not so hot.  Can’t stand the How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days look either.  But this, the denim jacket, legs for days foot arch thing going on?…I will take this and run into the woods for all of eternity.  I’ll eachtu up I love you so. See you in Morocco, home girl.

bohemea:

Kate Hudson

IT’s funny, I don’t ordinarily find this broad attractive, or schtup-worthy, but sometimes, when she is simple looking, she is fly as fuck. Like when she was Penny Lane in that flowing oversized coat with the frills? — HAUTE.

Cheering on A-Rod in the dugout? Meh, not so hot.  Can’t stand the How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days look either.  But this, the denim jacket, legs for days foot arch thing going on?…I will take this and run into the woods for all of eternity.  I’ll eachtu up I love you so.

See you in Morocco, home girl.


October 29
kate hudson
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