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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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I love you K Stewart.
In 3 years, when Twilight is over and you go back to being yourself, let’s go to Subway, get a sando, roast a spliff, and watch L.A. Confidential, k?
Let’s listen to that jam by YES that makes me want to get naked and start the revolution. I bet you’d really like my mom. She’s witty as fuck.
Gnite, baby.
